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Invite Valik and a "Censor" to your home... Every time you click the mouse, I am sure, Valik can punch you in the face, at which time, you will scream an obscenity and the "Censor" will bleep it out.

Lar.

The problem with that is that you're assuming that Valik will wait for him to click the mouse before punching him in the face.
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The problem with that is that you're assuming that Valik will wait for him to click the mouse before punching him in the face.

@larry & @blindwig

:):mellow::o:)

Common sense plays a role in the basics of understanding AutoIt... If you're lacking in that, do us all a favor, and step away from the computer.

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OMG what are you trying to accomplish?

The highest post count in 14 days? :S

First try thing out on yourself. This sucks. Other people are first trying everything and you are opening a topic for each fart wich is sitting wrong.

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I bet he is charging "the corporation" big money for the time spent on these projects, while getting people here on the forums to do all the work for him.

I'm sure Electonic Arts games programmers could be financially encouraged to give him a few minutes of their time, seeing he is such a good customer of theirs.

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#Include <Misc.au3>

while 1
    sleep (50)
    if _IsPressed ("01") Then Beep(500)
        WEnd

This should work.

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#Include <Misc.au3>

while 1
    sleep (50)
    if _IsPressed ("01") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("02") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("04") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("05") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("06") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("08") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("09") Then Beep(3200, 200) 
    If _IsPressed ("0C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("0D") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("10") Then Beep(3200, 200) 
    If _IsPressed ("11") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("12") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("13") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("14") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("1B") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("20") Then Beep(3200, 200) 
    If _IsPressed ("21") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("22") Then Beep(3200, 200) 
    If _IsPressed ("23") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("24") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("25") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("26") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("27") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("28") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("29") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("2A") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("2B") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("2C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("2D") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("2E") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("30") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("31") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("32") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("33") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("34") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("35") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("36") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("37") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("38") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("39") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("41") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("42") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("43") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("44") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("45") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("46") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("47") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("48") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("49") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4A") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4B") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4D") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4E") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4F") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("50") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("51") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("52") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("53") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("54") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("55") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("56") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("57") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("58") Then Beep(3200, 200)       
    If _IsPressed ("59") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("5A") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("5B") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("5C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("60") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("61") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("62") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("63") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("64") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("65") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("66") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("67") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("68") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("69") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("6A") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("6B") Then Beep(3200, 200)           
    If _IsPressed ("6C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("6D") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("6E") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("6F") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("70") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("71") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("72") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("73") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("74") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("75") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("76") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("77") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("78") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("79") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("7A") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("7B") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("7C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("80") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("90") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("91") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A0") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A1") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A2") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A3") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A4") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A5") Then Beep(3200, 200)       
        WEnd

extremly annoying :)

EDIT: needs BETA

Edited by Infinitex0

The below statement is False.The above statement is True.a lesson I learned from Greenmachine; give a man a code and he'll solve one problem. Teach a man to code and he'll solve all his problems.P.S please don't use autoIt as a virus creator/spyware maker(keyLogger especially)Cick this and help me[center]My Scripts:[/center][center]Port Scanner[/center]

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Insomnia :)

The below statement is False.The above statement is True.a lesson I learned from Greenmachine; give a man a code and he'll solve one problem. Teach a man to code and he'll solve all his problems.P.S please don't use autoIt as a virus creator/spyware maker(keyLogger especially)Cick this and help me[center]My Scripts:[/center][center]Port Scanner[/center]

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#Include <Misc.au3>

while 1
    sleep (50)
    if _IsPressed ("01") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("02") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("04") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("05") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("06") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("08") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("09") Then Beep(3200, 200) 
    If _IsPressed ("0C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("0D") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("10") Then Beep(3200, 200) 
    If _IsPressed ("11") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("12") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("13") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("14") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("1B") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("20") Then Beep(3200, 200) 
    If _IsPressed ("21") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("22") Then Beep(3200, 200) 
    If _IsPressed ("23") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("24") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("25") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("26") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("27") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("28") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("29") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("2A") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("2B") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("2C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("2D") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("2E") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("30") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("31") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("32") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("33") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("34") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("35") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("36") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("37") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("38") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("39") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("41") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("42") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("43") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("44") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("45") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("46") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("47") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("48") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("49") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4A") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4B") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4D") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4E") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("4F") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("50") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("51") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("52") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("53") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("54") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("55") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("56") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("57") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("58") Then Beep(3200, 200)       
    If _IsPressed ("59") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("5A") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("5B") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("5C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("60") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("61") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("62") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("63") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("64") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("65") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("66") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("67") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("68") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("69") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("6A") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("6B") Then Beep(3200, 200)           
    If _IsPressed ("6C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("6D") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("6E") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("6F") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("70") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("71") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("72") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("73") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("74") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("75") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("76") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("77") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("78") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("79") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("7A") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("7B") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("7C") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("80") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("90") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("91") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A0") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A1") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A2") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A3") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A4") Then Beep(3200, 200)
    If _IsPressed ("A5") Then Beep(3200, 200)       
        WEnd

extremly annoying :mellow:

EDIT: needs BETA

Or just:
Local $IsPressed = StringSplit('01,02,04,05,06,07,08,09,0C,0D,10,11,12,13,14,1B,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,2A,2B,2C,2D,2E,30,

31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,' & _ 
'41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,4A,4B,4C,4D,4E,4F,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,5A,5B,5C,60,61,62,63,

64,65,66,67,68,69,6A,6B,6C,6D,6E,6F,70,71,72,73,74,75,' & _ 
'75,76,77,78,79,7A,7B,7C,80,90,91,A0,A1,A2,A3,A4,A5', ',')
While 1
    For $x = 1 To UBound($IsPressed) - 1
        If _IsPressed($IsPressed) Then Beep(3200, 200)
    Next
    Sleep(10)
WEnd
Func _IsPressed($s_hexKey, $v_dll = 'user32.dll')
    Local $a_R = DllCall($v_dll, "int", "GetAsyncKeyState", "int", '0x' & $s_hexKey)
    If Not @error And BitAND($a_R[0], 0x8000) = 0x8000 Then Return 1
    Return 0
EndFunc
:)

Common sense plays a role in the basics of understanding AutoIt... If you're lacking in that, do us all a favor, and step away from the computer.

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Or just:

Local $IsPressed = StringSplit('01,02,04,05,06,07,08,09,0C,0D,10,11,12,13,14,1B,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,2A,2B,2C,2D,2E,30,

31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,' & _ 
'41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,4A,4B,4C,4D,4E,4F,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,5A,5B,5C,60,61,62,63,

64,65,66,67,68,69,6A,6B,6C,6D,6E,6F,70,71,72,73,74,75,' & _ 
'75,76,77,78,79,7A,7B,7C,80,90,91,A0,A1,A2,A3,A4,A5', ',')
While 1
    For $x = 1 To UBound($IsPressed) - 1
        If _IsPressed($IsPressed) Then Beep(3200, 200)
    Next
    Sleep(10)
WEnd
Func _IsPressed($s_hexKey, $v_dll = 'user32.dll')
    Local $a_R = DllCall($v_dll, "int", "GetAsyncKeyState", "int", '0x' & $s_hexKey)
    If Not @error And BitAND($a_R[0], 0x8000) = 0x8000 Then Return 1
    Return 0
EndFunc
:)
Or even just:

while 1
  For $x = 1 to 166
    $a_R = DllCall($v_dll, "int", "GetAsyncKeyState", "int", '0x' & $s_hexKey)
    If Not @error And BitAND($a_R[0], 0x8000) = 0x8000 Then Beep(3200, 200)
  next
Wend

#)

EDIT:

The problem with that is that you're assuming that Valik will wait for him to click the mouse before punching him in the face.

Now that is a REAL sense of humor. Edited by nfwu
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Invite Valik and a "Censor" to your home... Every time you click the mouse, I am sure, Valik can punch you in the face, at which time, you will scream an obscenity and the "Censor" will bleep it out.

Lar.

The problem with that is that you're assuming that Valik will wait for him to click the mouse before punching him in the face.

Absolutely hilarious.
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*1 thanks to the people who helped

*2 thanks for the joke fucking ass

*3 its a forum i can get as much help as i would like that is what a forum, is well some of the times that is what its meant for

Edited by THESCRIPTERIST

[color=#FF0000][b] COMPUTERS ARE MADE OF NUMBERS SUCH AS 1010101110010101010101 AND SCRIPTING IS THE KEY TO THE DOOR door=101010101010101 and so on and the the key=scripting

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*1 thanks to the people who helped

*2 thanks for the joke fucking ass

*3 its a forum i can get as much help as i would like that is what a forum, is well some of the times that is what its meant for

The ass who cracked the hilarious joke? That's Larry. Otherwise known as one of the developers. Also known as moderator. Your point #3 really depends how well you treat the ass you are referring to in point #2 since he has the power to allow or deny your existence here which directly controls #3.
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well i just want help not bullshit remarks like i got in my other posts although my script ideas where kind of off lol and well admin mod or whatever hes still a person (being a dick) no im not trying to get booted from this site or anything but like how does he become a mod if he sits back and cracks jokes and fuck punctuations i dont have time for it and i dont have time for bullshit remarks he could off cracked one off after he helped me and by funny i meant the beeping the beeping is the funny part of my script :)

Edited by THESCRIPTERIST

[color=#FF0000][b] COMPUTERS ARE MADE OF NUMBERS SUCH AS 1010101110010101010101 AND SCRIPTING IS THE KEY TO THE DOOR door=101010101010101 and so on and the the key=scripting

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fun·ny

adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

1)Causing laughter or amusement.

2)Intended or designed to amuse.

3)Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.

4)Tricky or deceitful.

n. Informal pl. fun·nies

1)A joke; a witticism.

2)funnies

a. Comic strips.

b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.

That is what their posts were about. ON TOPIC...

#)

EDIT: Someone just close this topic... it's spam.

Edited by nfwu
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