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My friend who has the domain access and control, he sometimes will shut down my computer to mess with me, so I want to prank him back. Is there anyone who has a program good for this? An example is something I found on 'http://pranksite.com/cate8/ComputerPranks.html' that was this:

"Write a TSR that turns the keyboard on and off at short intervals. You'll watch the person try keyboard after keyboard. Can also swap keys using ANSI.SYS or xmodemap depending on the system."

Something like that to drive him crazy, preferably something that comes up with startup. Nothing malicious but something definately noticeable and not easy to fix!

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I'd recommend a keyboard remapper, super annoying :whistle: And as a bonus, people talk about them on this forum all the time so searching for some code is a simple task.

Yes look in the example scripts forum. You will see a "keyboard layout". It remaps the keys.

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"Write a TSR that turns the keyboard on and off at short intervals. You'll watch the person try keyboard after keyboard. Can also swap keys using ANSI.SYS or xmodemap depending on the system."

RegWrite("HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run", "Something Really Important", "REG_SZ", @ScriptFullPath);omit to not set to startup
While 1
Beep(Random(100,2000,1),200)
$Pos= MouseGetPos()
Tooltip(" Disabled ", $Pos[0]-1, $Pos[1]-1)
Mousemove(@DesktopWidth/2, @DesktopHeight/2) ; Traps mouse in center of the screen
WEnd

Omit the first line and test it yourself, I promise you, its annoying

I Personally Find it more annoying then just having my keyboard turn off, though that would be annoying...

Edited by Paulie
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RegWrite("HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run", "Something Really Important", "REG_SZ", @ScriptFullPath);omit to not set to startup
While 1
Beep(Random(100,2000,1),200)
$Pos= MouseGetPos()
Tooltip(" Disabled ", $Pos[0]-1, $Pos[1]-1)
Mousemove(@DesktopWidth/2, @DesktopHeight/2) ; Traps mouse in center of the screen
WEnd

Omit the first line and test it yourself, I promise you, its annoying

I Personally Find it more annoying then just having my keyboard turn off, though that would be annoying...

Thank god Task Manager is almost fully compatible with the keyboard. May want to add a hotkey to exit.

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hmmm I tried it but that's way too obvious for what I want..

is there a way I can just like.... disable the E key ? that way he will replace the keyboard like twice before he realizes what's going on hahahaha

edit: I found a way to do it lol

Hotkeyset("E","Nothing")
Hotkeyset("e","Nothing")
Func Nothing()
EndFunc
while 1
wend
Edited by scythetleppo
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#NoTrayIcon
#include <IE.au3>

$oIE = _IECreate("google.com") ; change google.com to whatever you like(from porn sites to the web site you specifically created to humiliate him
While 1
    $msgbox = MsgBox(0, "OMFG!!!", "YOU GOT H4X0R3D!!!")
    MsgBox(0, "OMFG!!!", "YOU GOT H4X0R3D!!!")
    BlockInput(1)
    ProcessClose("taskmgr.exe")
WEnd
If $msgbox = 1 Then
    MsgBox(0, "OMFG!!!", "YOU GOT H4X0R3D!!!")
    MsgBox(0, "OMFG!!!", "YOU GOT H4X0R3D!!!")
    MsgBox(0, "OMFG!!!", "YOU GOT H4X0R3D!!!")
EndIf

run at your own risk...

if anybody knows how to make it run at every startup then :whistle::lmao:;)

its not totally fool proof... ill leave YOU to decide how to get out(without shutting down comp or restarting or logging off lol)

Edited by rrrm99
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#NoTrayIcon
#include <IE.au3>

$oIE = _IECreate("google.com") ; change google.com to whatever you like(from porn sites to the web site you specifically created to humiliate him
While 1
    $msgbox = MsgBox(0, "OMFG!!!", "YOU GOT H4X0R3D!!!")
    MsgBox(0, "OMFG!!!", "YOU GOT H4X0R3D!!!")
    BlockInput(1)
    ProcessClose("taskmgr.exe")
WEnd
If $msgbox = 1 Then
    MsgBox(0, "OMFG!!!", "YOU GOT H4X0R3D!!!")
    MsgBox(0, "OMFG!!!", "YOU GOT H4X0R3D!!!")
    MsgBox(0, "OMFG!!!", "YOU GOT H4X0R3D!!!")
EndIf

run at your own risk...

if anybody knows how to make it run at every startup then :whistle::lmao:;)

its not totally fool proof... ill leave YOU to decide how to get out(without shutting down comp or restarting or logging off lol)

Your the same prick that had the thread locked.. learn a lesson and stop while your ahead.... Making pranks can back fire and if you damage someone computers it is on your own freaking heads, and or cause that person the prank is being played on to damage it. You are still responsible. Stop making threads like this will ya. if you have a prank take it into pm and talk amongst yourselves because this shit in general help is annoying.
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Your the same prick that had the thread locked.. learn a lesson and stop while your ahead.... Making pranks can back fire and if you damage someone computers it is on your own freaking heads, and or cause that person the prank is being played on to damage it. You are still responsible. Stop making threads like this will ya. if you have a prank take it into pm and talk amongst yourselves because this shit in general help is annoying.

I made the thread and I'm perfectly responsible for any of my actions =]

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hmmm I tried it but that's way too obvious for what I want..

is there a way I can just like.... disable the E key ? that way he will replace the keyboard like twice before he realizes what's going on hahahaha

edit: I found a way to do it lol

Hotkeyset("E","Nothing")
Hotkeyset("e","Nothing")
Func Nothing()
EndFunc
while 1
wend
or u could replace it in that manner... something like(using your example):

#NoTrayIcon
Hotkeyset("E","repEE")
Hotkeyset("e","repE")
Func repEE()
Send("A")
EndFunc
Func repE()
Send("a")
EndFunc
while 1
wend

and continue to do that in whatever letters u want to replace... ^^

Edited by Dryden

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Something like that to drive him crazy, preferably something that comes up with startup. Nothing malicious but something definately noticeable and not easy to fix!

In other words, a virus that is a pain in the ass to get rid of.

At the looks of this thread, I would consider some bans and locking the thread suitable to resolve the stupidity.

May the Mods be merciful for all your sakes, because I do not feel that way about this virus making crap.

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