Here is the start of my most best script ever.... Dim $scvgdsadEDEssddfzDSCSDCDSBrainsize= "" Dim $zzDDFcdsdgfssesddgesgghfrsdsHEADsize= "XXXXXXXXXLarge" Dim $XXddkeksdjgkdjeskerjfksdjfjekDoorSise= "Toosmall" Dim $dkfjekskeksjadjfkdfejkjerkejreHELP= "Jerry@carpentersrus.com" If $zzDDFcdsdgfssesddgesgghfrsdsHEADsize >= "XXXXXXXXXXLarge" Then _Help() Func _Help() #include <INet.au3> $s_MailTo=$dkfjekskeksjadjfkdfejkjerkejreHELP $s_MailSubject="Help, I can't go home." $s_MailBody="Please come and make my door bigger again" _INetMail($s_MailTo, $s_MailSubject, $s_MailBody) WinWaitActive("Mail To:") If WinExists("Mail To:") Then Sleep(5000) Send("!+D") EndIf WinWaitActive("Signature") If WinActive("Signature") Then Send("O") EndIf EndFunc Now thats funny, Hope you can take a joke, remember you were a newb once.