I'm expected to offer to pay for something that couldn't possibly take more than 30 seconds? Lets see, if we assume that on average one makes... Oh, I don't know, lets say $40/hr, and if we further assume that it takes 2 minutes to write such a script, to whom should I write a check for $1.33? I really hope you were kidding about offering to pay, because that's like demanding that someone at work pay you if you pick up a dropped pencil. I didn't even ask for someone to write it for me, I just said I'd appreciate if someone would, but more importantly, I'd like to know where I should start learning--or do I need to pay someone to find that out as well? I checked out the link you provided, it seems to be about making GUIs... Seems irrelevant, am I mistaken?