My autoit version of the Shittalker program

[Lakes]

You need to get the program from here http://www.shittalker.com/ and extract the Willow pond Talker from it.

Still learning, so be kind...

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; == GUI generated with Koda ==

#include <GUIConstants.au3>

Dim $Str[150]

;--------------------------------------------------------------
$Str[1] = "I have legs, twice."
$Str[2] = "The golden flywheel mice too, johnny."
$Str[3] = "Where's my necks, are you?"
$Str[4] = "Give me cotten dogs please."
$Str[5] = "The four wax rabbits are here."
$Str[6] = "You had better pay respects to the food wall."
$Str[7] = "My shoes are souless."
$Str[8] = "I have sandwiches."
$Str[9] = "Our friend here, can't talk to you."
$Str[10] ="On the other hand is scabs"
$Str[11] ="Have at it thomas."
$Str[12] ="I have scabies."
$Str[13] ="Meat has calcium in it."
$Str[14] ="Remember the boat! HaHaHaHa"
$Str[15] ="Because you eat too much lettuce."
$Str[16] ="Those hamsters"
$Str[17] ="It's hilarious - Those kids need to take baths."
$Str[18] ="Yes, I've got cabbage patch kids disease."
$Str[19] ="What if i were to ask you a hypothetical question?"
$Str[20] ="No, I don't skip anymore."
$Str[21] ="How about a Rhetorical question? "
$Str[22] ="Yes, but ask me 5 times so I can eat."
$Str[23] ="11% is good for a guy with one leg, No?"
$Str[24] ="When do you think he will be back?"
$Str[25] ="We have time to marinate the steaks."
$Str[26] ="Yeah, 73 minutes later."
$Str[27] ="I must have busted the damn flywheel."
$Str[28] ="I wish I had my economics book right now."
$Str[29] ="Drywall on the right, pancakes on the right, dogs to the left."
$Str[30] ="Where did you get a leg?"
$Str[31] ="That's no lawnmower for me."
$Str[32] ="I have never gone, thanks."
$Str[33] ="You don't live in texas."
$Str[34] ="Am I right about the hotdog?"
$Str[35] ="No, the clown."
$Str[36] ="Tell me where your dad went."
$Str[37] ="But i know sign language."
$Str[38] ="Then why did you have the pig roast? "
$Str[39] ="Do you have somthing against an old man?"
$Str[40] ="You're just some fat slob!"  
$Str[41] ="Jesus I have never kissed a boy."
$Str[42] ="Do you have mustard stains on your chin, fatty?"
$Str[43] ="Yeah, I hate you."
$Str[44] ="Leave this house?"
$Str[45] ="I come to eat, not to play bingo, sally."
$Str[46] ="Who's the left handed one now? hahahah"
$Str[47] ="Can I borrow that cheese?"
$Str[48] ="The machine of the future."
$Str[49] ="No, shut the hell up."
$Str[50] ="I wish you were haitian."
$Str[51] ="You Stupid Teapot You"
$Str[52] ="Im a little teapot Short and Stout"
$Str[53] ="You Plonker"
$Str[54] ="Scapegoat"
$Str[55] ="Little naked"
$Str[56] ="Daughter of the gonad"
$Str[57] ="I have much skin."
$Str[58] ="Sun of a Gun"
$Str[59] ="You`re just a big baby."
$Str[60] ="I love Computers, but I could never eat a Whole one."
$Str[61] ="A day for the whole dog."
$Str[62] ="Eat your whole neck, Bobby."
$Str[62] ="Honey I`m Home!"
$Str[63] ="Hey, Dad"
$Str[64] ="Do you wanna get slapped??"
$Str[65] ="Yeah, you're nothing but a sloth farmer"
$Str[66] ="Yum, worm pie for tea!"
$Str[67] ="Only plastic will do."
$Str[68] ="Why not shave your tounge already?"
$Str[69] ="Oh, my point exactly."
$Str[70] ="Really, how fasinating, I never knew that!"
$Str[71] ="No pun intended."
$Str[72] ="Hey maggot lips!"
$Str[73] ="Do I look ugly to you?"
$Str[74] ="I'm not adlibbing."
$Str[75] ="Help, I`ve punned to death!"
$Str[76] ="Slut count!"
$Str[77] ="I like the Meatvest."
$Str[78] ="You could say it's my life."
$Str[79] ="I sleep on a bed of meat."
$Str[80] ="What's a meat vest?"
$Str[81] ="Oh, because they like to eat."
$Str[82] ="I've never owned a fish."
$Str[83] ="The president is a an idiot!"
$Str[84] ="Do you like squid?"
$Str[85] ="I will have a pint of Stupid please."
$Str[86] ="What do you think about metal dogs?"
$Str[87] ="I have legs."
$Str[88] ="Who's ya daddy?"
$Str[89] ="Do you talk to the cheese?"
$Str[90] ="My house has one wall."
$Str[91] ="Talk to the Hand."
$Str[92] ="My shoes are made of butter."
$Str[93] ="The lettuce is nice."
$Str[94] ="So, Thanks, you maggot"
$Str[95] ="You better not talk if you know what's good for you."
$Str[96] ="Cats will prevail."
$Str[97] ="What's the gig?"
$Str[98] ="44 mimes?"
$Str[99] ="Fourty Four down, one hundred and twenty to go."
$Str[100] ="Talk to me little boy."
$Str[101] ="Do you wear a cape?"
$Str[102] ="why do you wear underpants on the outside? "
$Str[103] ="Act your age not your shoe size."
$Str[104] ="Walmart Sucks!"
$Str[105] ="I dont like mondays."
$Str[106] ="This is all part of a bigger plan"
$Str[107] ="I have a clear dad."
$Str[108] ="Bears are the master race."
$Str[109] ="Electronic pigs dance wildly."
$Str[110] ="I have wooden teeth."
$Str[111] ="Do Androids have Electric Dreams?"
$Str[112] ="Ok, ok, ok, I'll leave."
$Str[113] ="The crow is the anwser."
$Str[114] ="Give me onions, or give me death."
$Str[115] ="Vegitation of the artic."
$Str[116] ="But to have it happen to my own neck"
$Str[117] ="Be gone Foul Person."
$Str[118] ="welcome to my wardrobe."
$Str[119] ="I like many shapes, 5 isn't one of them."
$Str[120] ="Please leave this cat here with me."
$Str[121] ="I will take good care of your yeti, Ms. Gordon."
$Str[122] ="My pants are free standing."
$Str[123] ="The ham jack?"
$Str[124] ="Take my other pants."
$Str[125] ="You have a box? "
$Str[126] ="You are very pink tonight."
$Str[127] ="You will be Sorry"
$Str[128] ="You, you carnivore you!"
$Str[129] ="I see naked People."
$Str[130] ="Be Alert, your country need Lerts!"
$Str[131] ="Throw another Kanga on the Barbie"
$Str[132] ="call me anything you like, but never call me late for tea!"
$Str[133] ="Can you whistle?"
$Str[134] ="You Jive Mow Fo"
$Str[135] ="Well slap my face with a wet Haddock!"
$Str[136] ="Get thee behind me Painted Jezabell!"
$Str[137] ="He shoots, He scores!"
$Str[138] ="You can show me your elephent now."
$Str[139] ="I`m the only Gay in the Village."
$Str[140] ="I am not a number, I am a Free Man!"
$Str[141] ="Oh, I think we`ve got a live one here!"
$Str[142] ="Nurse, the screens!"
$Str[143] ="I`m ready for my sponge bath now."
$Str[144] ="Shall I operate now?"
$Str[145] ="Hi Im Jack Michealson."
$Str[146] ="You need extra Protein."
$Str[147] ="Well, Knock me down with a feather!"
$Str[148] ="You are the creme del a creme"
$Str[149] ="Just another day in the life of Joe plastic."
;------------------------------------------------------

$TalkerGUI = GUICreate("CrapTalker (Small)", 511, 375, 195, 130)

GUICtrlCreateLabel("This", 448, 24, 28, 17)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Voices", 8, 24, 42, 17)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$SickoNe = "eaailoyoeeuu uaaaeaolllllaal lloooaauoyoe euuuaailoiooo olaa"

$Male = GUICtrlCreateButton("Male", 8, 40, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Female = GUICtrlCreateButton("Female", 8, 56, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$LargeMale = GUICtrlCreateButton("Large Male", 8, 72, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Child = GUICtrlCreateButton("Child", 8, 88, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Lowmale = GUICtrlCreateButton("Low Male", 8, 104, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$CrispMale = GUICtrlCreateButton("Crisp Male", 8, 152, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$MellowMale = GUICtrlCreateButton("Mellow Male", 8, 136, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$MellowFemale = GUICtrlCreateButton("Mellow Female", 8, 120, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$TheFly = GUICtrlCreateButton("The Fly", 8, 168, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Roboto = GUICtrlCreateButton("Roboto", 8, 184, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Martian = GUICtrlCreateButton("Martian", 8, 200, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Colussus = GUICtrlCreateButton("Colossus", 8, 216, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Fastfred = GUICtrlCreateButton("Fast Fred", 8, 232, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$OLDWoman = GUICtrlCreateButton("Old Woman", 8, 248, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Munchkin = GUICtrlCreateButton("Munchkin", 8, 264, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Troll = GUICtrlCreateButton("Troll", 8, 280, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Nerd = GUICtrlCreateButton("Nerd", 8, 296, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$MilkToast = GUICtrlCreateButton("Milk Toast", 8, 312, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Tipsy = GUICtrlCreateButton("Tipsy", 8, 328, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$ChoirBoy = GUICtrlCreateButton("ChoirBoy", 8, 344, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")
;--------------------------------------------------------------------

$FuckYou = GUICtrlCreateButton("Fuck You!", 408, 40, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Shutup = GUICtrlCreateButton("Shut Up", 408, 56, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Ass = GUICtrlCreateButton("AssHole", 408, 72, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$EatShit = GUICtrlCreateButton("Eat My Shit", 408, 88, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$GoHell = GUICtrlCreateButton("Go to Hell", 408, 104, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$MonkeyFAce = GUICtrlCreateButton("Monkeyface", 408, 152, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$SoWhat = GUICtrlCreateButton("So What?", 408, 136, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$shitHead = GUICtrlCreateButton("Shit Head", 408, 120, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$SickoNoise = GUICtrlCreateButton("Sicko Noise", 408, 168, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

;------------------------------------------------------------------------

$Hello = GUICtrlCreateButton("Hello", 296, 40, 97, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Goodbye = GUICtrlCreateButton("GoodBye", 296, 56, 97, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$YourWelcome = GUICtrlCreateButton("You`re Welcome", 296, 88, 97, 17, $WS_CLIPSIBLINGS)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Thankyou = GUICtrlCreateButton("Thank you", 296, 72, 97, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Dontknow = GUICtrlCreateButton("I don`t know", 208, 40, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Thinkso = GUICtrlCreateButton("I think so", 208, 56, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Isnice = GUICtrlCreateButton("That is nice", 208, 72, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$WowCool = GUICtrlCreateButton("Wow, Cool", 208, 88, 89, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Iwill = GUICtrlCreateButton("I will", 112, 88, 97, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Maybe = GUICtrlCreateButton("Maybe", 112, 72, 97, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Ok = GUICtrlCreateButton("OK", 112, 56, 97, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Yes = GUICtrlCreateButton("Yes", 112, 40, 49, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$No = GUICtrlCreateButton("No", 160, 40, 49, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Statements/Responses", 112, 24, 135, 17)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$WantTalk = GUICtrlCreateButton("I just want to talk", 112, 112, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$CalmDown = GUICtrlCreateButton("Please Calm Down", 256, 112, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$NotShout = GUICtrlCreateButton("Please do not Shout", 256, 128, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$AmConfused = GUICtrlCreateButton("I am Confused", 112, 128, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$overSoon = GUICtrlCreateButton("I will over soon", 112, 144, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$NeverMind = GUICtrlCreateButton("Never Mind", 256, 208, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$DontDo = GUICtrlCreateButton("Please don`t do that", 256, 144, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$PleaseSay = GUICtrlCreateButton("Please say something", 256, 160, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$WhatSay = GUICtrlCreateButton("What did you say?", 256, 192, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$CarBroken = GUICtrlCreateButton("My Car is broken", 256, 176, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Whynot = GUICtrlCreateButton("Why Not?", 112, 208, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$SixMyself = GUICtrlCreateButton("I have about six Myself", 112, 192, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$haveCold = GUICtrlCreateButton("I have a Cold", 112, 176, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Needtalk = GUICtrlCreateButton("I need to Talk to you", 112, 160, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$WhatFuck = GUICtrlCreateButton("What the Fuck?", 112, 224, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$ThatsBullshit = GUICtrlCreateButton("Thats Bullshit", 256, 224, 137, 17, $WS_BORDER)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Prev = GUICtrlCreateButton("Prev", 408, 192, 41, 17)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Next = GUICtrlCreateButton("Next", 456, 192, 41, 17)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Random = GUICtrlCreateButton("Random", 408, 216, 89, 25)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

;------------------------------------------------------------------------
$Sayit = GUICtrlCreateButton("Say It!", 112, 336, 97, 23)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$AllVoices = GUICtrlCreateButton("Preview All Voices", 216, 336, 113, 23)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$Exit = GUICtrlCreateButton("Exit", 336, 336, 97, 23)
GUICtrlSetFont(-1, 8, 800, 0, "MS Sans Serif")

$TalkBox = GUICtrlCreateEdit("", 112, 272, 321, 57, -1, $WS_EX_CLIENTEDGE)
GUICtrlSetData($TalkBox, $SickoNe)
;------------------------------------------------------------------------

$Title = "Define Custom Voices"
$Custom = "Edit1"
$Close = "Button2"
$Save = "Button3"
$Remove = "Button4"
$Speak = "Button5"

$Model = "ComboBox2"
$Pitch = "Edit2"
$WPM = "Edit3"
$Contour = "ComboBox3"
$Gender = "ComboBox4"
$Quality = "ComboBox5"

$SpeechText = "Edit4"
$Sel = 0
$n=0

GUISetState(@SW_SHOW)

Run ("C:\Documents and Settings\Clive.MYCOMPUTER\Desktop\Willow Pond talker\doc.exe") ;Change this to where you have the program
Sleep (500)

While 1
If WinExists ( $Title) = 0 then
     GUIDelete ($TalkerGUI)
    Exit
Endif

    $msg = GuiGetMsg()
    Select
        Case $msg = $GUI_EVENT_CLOSE
        ExitLoop
        Case Else
    ;;;;
    EndSelect

Select
    Case $msg= $Male
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(0)

    Case $msg= $Female
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(1)

    Case $msg= $LargeMale
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(2)

    Case $msg= $Child
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(3)

    Case $msg= $Lowmale
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(4)

    Case $msg= $MellowFemale
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(5)

    Case $msg = $Mellowmale
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(6)

    Case $msg= $Crispmale
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(7)

    Case $msg= $TheFly
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(8)

    Case $msg= $Roboto
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(9)

    Case $msg= $Martian
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(10)

    Case $msg= $Colussus
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(11)

    Case $msg= $Fastfred
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(12)

    Case $msg= $OldWoman
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(13)

    Case $msg= $Munchkin
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(14)

    Case $msg= $Troll
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(15)

    Case $msg= $Nerd
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(16)

    Case $msg= $MilkToast
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(17)

    Case $msg= $Tipsy
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(18)

    Case $msg= $ChoirBoy
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    _SetSel(19)

    Case $msg= $AllVoices
        For $n = 0 to 19
            ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
            _SetSel($n)
            $CurrentSel = ControlCommand($Title, "", $Model, "GetCurrentSelection", "")
            _saytext ("This is the "&$CurrentSel &" Voice Speaking")
            sleep (3500)
        next

    Case $msg= $Sayit
        ControlFocus ($TalkerGUI,"","Edit1")
        $Say = ControlGetText ($TalkerGUI, "", "Edit1")
        _saytext ($Say)

    Case $msg= $Exit
        ControlClick($Title, "", $Close)
        GUIDelete ($Title )
        Exit

;----------------------------
    Case $msg= $FuckYou
    _saytext ("Fuck You!")

    Case $msg= $ShutUp
    _saytext ("Shut the Fuck Up!")

    Case $msg= $EatShit
    _saytext ("Eat Shit and Die MuthaFucka!")

    Case $msg= $GoHell
    _saytext ("You go to Hell!")

    Case $msg= $Ass
    _saytext ("You Asshole!")

    Case $msg= $MonkeyFace
    _saytext ("Hey You, yes, you, MonkeyFace!")

    Case $msg= $SoWhat
    _saytext ("So?, What?")

    Case $msg= $ShitHead
    _saytext ("You Shithead!")

    Case $msg= $SickoNoise
    _saytext ($SickoNe)
;------------------------------
    Case $msg= $Hello
    _saytext ("Hello")

    Case $msg= $Goodbye
    _saytext ("Goodbye")
;
    Case $msg= $Maybe
    _saytext ("Maybe")

    Case $msg= $IWill
    _saytext ("I will")

    Case $msg= $YourWelcome
    _saytext ("Your Welcome")
;
    Case $msg= $Thankyou
    _saytext ("Thank You")
;
    Case $msg= $Dontknow
    _saytext ("I Do not know")
;
    Case $msg= $Thinkso
    _saytext ("I think so")
;
    Case $msg= $Isnice
    _saytext ("That is nice")
;
    Case $msg= $WowCool
    _saytext ("Wow Cool")
;
    Case $msg= $Ok
    _saytext ("Ok")
;
    Case $msg= $Yes
    _saytext ("Yes")
;
    Case $msg= $No
    _saytext ("No")
;
    Case $msg= $WantTalk
    _saytext ("I just want to talk")
;
    Case $msg= $CalmDown
    _saytext ("Please calm down")
;
    Case $msg= $NotShout
    _saytext ("Please do not shout")
;
    Case $msg= $AmConfused
    _saytext ("I am confused")
;
    Case $msg= $overSoon
    _saytext ("I will over soon")
;
    Case $msg= $NeverMind
    _saytext ("Oh Nevermind")
;
    Case $msg= $DontDo
    _saytext ("Please do not do that")
;
    Case $msg= $PleaseSay
    _saytext ("Please say something")
;
    Case $msg= $WhatSay
    _saytext ("What did you say?")
;
    Case $msg= $CarBroken
    _saytext ("My car is broken")
;
    Case $msg= $Whynot
    _saytext ("Why not?")
;
    Case $msg= $SixMyself
    _saytext ("I have six myself")
;
    Case $msg= $haveCold
    _saytext ("I have a cold")
;
    Case $msg= $Needtalk
    _saytext ("We need to talk")
;
    Case $msg= $WhatFuck
    _saytext ("What the Fuck?")
;
    Case $msg= $ThatsBullshit
    _saytext ("Thats Bullshit")
;
    Case $msg= $Random
        $Ran = Random(1,149,1)
    GUICtrlSetData($TalkBox,$Str[$Ran])

    Case $msg= $Prev
        $n = $n-1
        If $n < 0 then
        $n=0
        Endif
    GUICtrlSetData($TalkBox,$Str[$n])

    Case $msg= $Next
        $n = $n+1
        If $n >149 then
        $n=149
        Endif
    GUICtrlSetData($TalkBox,$Str[$n])
;------------------------------

    EndSelect   
WEnd


Func _SetSel($Sel)
        ControlFocus($Title,"",$Model)
    ControlCommand($Title, "", $Model, "SetCurrentSelection", $Sel)
EndFunc


func _saytext($text)
        ControlFocus ($title,"",$Speechtext)
    ControlSetText ($title,"",$Speechtext,"")
    ControlSend ($title,"",$Speechtext,$text)
        ControlClick($Title, "", $Speak)
EndFunc

Exit

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[theguy0000]

Too much code! Use [ codebox ] instead of [ code ] !

[cppman]

i don't like code box... becausw whenever i copy it, it copies it as ONE 1 line...

[cdkid]

Yeah, so what you do is go to a quoted reply of it then copy & paste the code.

[SmOke_N]

Too much code! Use [ codebox ] instead of [ code ] !

He gave you a file to download if you didn't want to look at the code... what more do you want.

[ConsultingJoe]

He gave you a file to download if you didn't want to look at the code... what more do you want.

LOL, burn

by the way where is doc.exe

NVM duh, Got it.

Nice script.

I always liked Shittalker

You could use the tts method instead of doc.exe

Edited March 10, 2006 by zerocool60544

[Lakes]

LOL, burn

by the way where is doc.exe

NVM duh, Got it.

Nice script.

I always liked Shittalker

You could use the tts method instead of doc.exe

I used the Willow Pond Talker, because of the ease of use, and flexability it gives you, rather than using the standard text to speech engine.

If anyone adds to the script can you post it here?

Thanks!

[FifthLobe]

Now if you could add modem support, that would rock my mind. Chris, the guy who made shit talker, never got around to doing it. Imagine the implications!