grooveman,
You are by no means the first to have made this comment - and the answer is always the same: The forum ethos is to help you get your code running as you wish, but also to get you to understand why so that you have a better chance of getting it right next time. Think of the old saying: "Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; give a man a net and you feed him forever". We try to be net makers and repairers, not fishmongers.
We do not expect people to "bust a gut", but (in most cases) neither are we prepared to just "barf up code" (as one of my US colleagues puts it). There are several websites where you can pay to get code written to spec - we are a bunch of enthusiastic volunteers who want to help people along the road to becoming proficient coders by getting them to do some of the work themselves. No-one here minds (or laughs at) an amateurish, non-functioning script - all we want to see is that the poster has made some attempt to use the Help file to make a start.
I hope that you find that explanation sufficient. And thank you for the restrained manner in which you expressed yourself above - we try to run a civilised forum and polite comments such as yours are always welcome.
And as to your questions - I am sure you can guess the answer I am about to give you: What have you tried that has not worked to your satisfaction? Which functions does the Help file suggest might be of use? I suggest that a couple which might be include: FileRead (to get the text into a variable) and _StringBetween (to extract the required data from within the variable). Sight of a sample (suitably redacted) text would also be useful if you require further help.
Over to you!
M23