thecodingprophet Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) Programmers are a bunch of stupid fat <snip>s sitting in front of a computer screen doing nothing but drooling and playing with themselves. I had a girlfriend one time and this <snip> programmer fucking stole my girlfriend by writing a program that impressed her more than my muscles. <Snip> <snip>. Teach me how to code so I can win my girlfriend back. Edited March 29, 2014 by Melba23 Profane language removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamtheky Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 That might be all the stages of grief in 3 lines. jaberwacky 1 ,-. .--. ________ .-. .-. ,---. ,-. .-. .-. .-. |(| / /\ \ |\ /| |__ __||| | | || .-' | |/ / \ \_/ )/ (_) / /__\ \ |(\ / | )| | | `-' | | `-. | | / __ \ (_) | | | __ | (_)\/ | (_) | | .-. | | .-' | | \ |__| ) ( | | | | |)| | \ / | | | | | |)| | `--. | |) \ | | `-' |_| (_) | |\/| | `-' /( (_)/( __.' |((_)-' /(_| '-' '-' (__) (__) (_) (__) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobius Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 That might be all the stages of grief in 3 lines. @OP, dude you've some seriously "new shoes" to bring this here. On a lighter note that must have been quite a program to tug your beloved from your bulging arms *cough*, what's her email? There are some people with decent skill sets here that might be interested in a lass that can appreciate their work. Maybe a competition is in order. jaberwacky, Palestinian and somdcomputerguy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechCoder Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I had a girlfriend one time sounds more like most of the programmers I know....... czardas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
czardas Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 LOL What a way to begin programming. It's not necessarily such a bad thing though. If this girl can be so easily distracted, then you are better off without her anyway. There's more to life than just her. operator64 ArrayWorkshop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Melba23 Posted March 29, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 29, 2014 thecodingprophet,Welcome to the AutoIt forum. Firstly, there is absolutely no need for the type of language you used in the OP. I have removed it, please do not use such terms again. If you are serious about learning to program then you are in the right place. Reading the Help file (at least the first few sections - Using AutoIt, Tutorials and the first couple of References) will help you enormously. You should also look at this excellent tutorial - you will find other tutorials in the Wiki (the link is at the top of the page). If however you are just venting your frustration, please do it elsewhere. I am locking this thread - please start another if you decide to stay. M23 Any of my own code posted anywhere on the forum is available for use by others without any restriction of any kind Open spoiler to see my UDFs: Spoiler ArrayMultiColSort ---- Sort arrays on multiple columnsChooseFileFolder ---- Single and multiple selections from specified path treeview listingDate_Time_Convert -- Easily convert date/time formats, including the language usedExtMsgBox --------- A highly customisable replacement for MsgBoxGUIExtender -------- Extend and retract multiple sections within a GUIGUIFrame ---------- Subdivide GUIs into many adjustable framesGUIListViewEx ------- Insert, delete, move, drag, sort, edit and colour ListView itemsGUITreeViewEx ------ Check/clear parent and child checkboxes in a TreeViewMarquee ----------- Scrolling tickertape GUIsNoFocusLines ------- Remove the dotted focus lines from buttons, sliders, radios and checkboxesNotify ------------- Small notifications on the edge of the displayScrollbars ----------Automatically sized scrollbars with a single commandStringSize ---------- Automatically size controls to fit textToast -------------- Small GUIs which pop out of the notification area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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