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Programmers Suck!

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Programmers are a bunch of stupid fat <snip>s sitting in front of a computer screen doing nothing but drooling and playing with themselves. I had a girlfriend one time and this <snip> programmer fucking stole my girlfriend by writing a program that impressed her more than my muscles. <Snip> <snip>. Teach me how to code so I can win my girlfriend back.

Edited by Melba23
Profane language removed

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That might be all the stages of grief in 3 lines.

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That might be all the stages of grief in 3 lines.

:lol:

@OP, dude you've some seriously "new shoes" to bring this here.

On a lighter note that must have been quite a program to tug your beloved from your bulging arms *cough*, what's her email? There are some people with decent skill sets here that might be interested in a lass that can appreciate their work.

Maybe a competition is in order.

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 I had a girlfriend one time 

sounds more like most of the programmers I know.......  :geek:

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LOL What a way to begin programming. It's not necessarily such a bad thing though. If this girl can be so easily distracted, then you are better off without her anyway. There's more to life than just her.

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thecodingprophet,

Welcome to the AutoIt forum. :)

Firstly, there is absolutely no need for the type of language you used in the OP. I have removed it, please do not use such terms again. :naughty:

If you are serious about learning to program then you are in the right place. Reading the Help file (at least the first few sections - Using AutoIt, Tutorials and the first couple of References) will help you enormously. You should also look at this excellent tutorial - you will find other tutorials in the Wiki (the link is at the top of the page). If however you are just venting your frustration, please do it elsewhere. ;)

I am locking this thread - please start another if you decide to stay. :)

M23


Any of my own code posted anywhere on the forum is available for use by others without any restriction of any kind._______My UDFs:

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ArrayMultiColSort ---- Sort arrays on multiple columns
ChooseFileFolder ---- Single and multiple selections from specified path treeview listing
Date_Time_Convert -- Easily convert date/time formats, including the language used
ExtMsgBox --------- A highly customisable replacement for MsgBox
GUIExtender -------- Extend and retract multiple sections within a GUI
GUIFrame ---------- Subdivide GUIs into many adjustable frames
GUIListViewEx ------- Insert, delete, move, drag, sort, edit and colour ListView items
GUITreeViewEx ------ Check/clear parent and child checkboxes in a TreeView
Marquee ----------- Scrolling tickertape GUIs
NoFocusLines ------- Remove the dotted focus lines from buttons, sliders, radios and checkboxes
Notify ------------- Small notifications on the edge of the display
Scrollbars ----------Automatically sized scrollbars with a single command
StringSize ---------- Automatically size controls to fit text
Toast -------------- Small GUIs which pop out of the notification area

 

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