Valuater Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Good job! Even though this script is slightly useless, it's still perfectly entertaining!!!Got to make some fun stuff around here.... right?sometimes people are just a.. little... to.. serious..8)( I am at my profession..... this Forum is a stimulating hobby for me!!!! )
theguy0000 Posted August 6, 2006 Author Posted August 6, 2006 (edited) sorry to bring this topic back up but, i saw codemyster's and i decided to add a few of the words that Paulie thought up. I now have 50 nouns, 50 verbs, and 50 adjectives. If each sentence uses 1 verb, 1 noun, and 1 adjective, doesn't that make 125,000 possible sentances? Edited August 6, 2006 by theguy0000 The cake is a lie.www.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP images.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP all other *.theguy0000.com sites are DOWN
Paulie Posted August 6, 2006 Posted August 6, 2006 sorry to bring this topic back up but, i saw codemyster's and i decided to add a few of the words that Paulie thought up.I now have 50 nouns, 50 verbs, and 50 adjectives. If each sentence uses 1 verb, 1 noun, and 1 adjective, doesn't that make 125,000 possible sentances? Now double that and we'll talk Man thats alot of excuses
i542 Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 (edited) New occucurence: Excuse generator (signature) Take look at it. i542 Edited August 7, 2006 by i542 I can do signature me.
theguy0000 Posted June 10, 2007 Author Posted June 10, 2007 (edited) Hmm, I added lots more stuff a long time ago, guess I forgot to post here. It's now 1 million possible excuses :) edit: see first post Edited June 10, 2007 by theguy0000 The cake is a lie.www.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP images.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP all other *.theguy0000.com sites are DOWN
Skrip Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 (edited) lol. Sorry, but I have to cover up my odd looking mom! Sorry, but I have to bake my adorable beached whale! Edited June 10, 2007 by Firestorm [left][sub]We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.[/sub][sup]And the machine is bleeding to death...[/sup][sup][/sup][/left]
theguy0000 Posted June 10, 2007 Author Posted June 10, 2007 lol.Sorry, but I have to cover up my odd looking mom!Sorry, but I have to bake my adorable beached whale!haha! The cake is a lie.www.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP images.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP all other *.theguy0000.com sites are DOWN
gamepin126 Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 I'd love to, but I have to attack my crazy grandpa!I'd love to, but I have to dry my crusty keyboard!Weird and funny. Awesome program.
theguy0000 Posted June 10, 2007 Author Posted June 10, 2007 A Blast from the pastlol8)lol, yep, but still just as fun The cake is a lie.www.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP images.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP all other *.theguy0000.com sites are DOWN
theguy0000 Posted June 10, 2007 Author Posted June 10, 2007 Sorry, but I have to smack my 2 year old grandma! The cake is a lie.www.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP images.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP all other *.theguy0000.com sites are DOWN
Skrip Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 (edited) Sorry, but I have to beat my hard meat. (I'm kidding. Kidding. Lol) Edited June 10, 2007 by Firestorm [left][sub]We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.[/sub][sup]And the machine is bleeding to death...[/sup][sup][/sup][/left]
Gabburd Posted June 11, 2007 Posted June 11, 2007 Very entertaining! Just a thought to make the adding of more words easier, would be to put the following at the top of your script: expandcollapse popupGlobal $verbs = "eat|measure|attack|reply to|fire|infuriate|immobilize|rip|dry|call|" & _ "run over|curse|break|smash|kiss|play with|plug in|paint|enlighten|burn|" & _ "jump over|check on|catch|throw|wax|fix|avoid|smack|find|invest in|" & _ "discuss|talk to|ignite|scold|congratulate|insult|study|ignore|elaborate on|sit on|" & _ "feed|salt|fry|simplify|delete|bake|pay for|entertain|medicate|move|" & _ "compute|destroy|discover|heat|freeze|liquify|shred|turn on|scratch|throw away|" & _ "conquer|run over|blow up|banish|water|sharpen|perfect|argue with|cut off|pickle|" & _ "tickle|sedate|KILL|annoy|redesign|design|brainstorm with|euthanize|maim|gouge|" & _ "dine with|color|poke|solidify|evaporate|decorate|race|hypnotize|lie to|stare at|" & _ "employ|sniff|barbecue|tilt|steady|knock out|hide|cover up|stretch|fight" Global $adjects = "rusty|crusty|crazy|angry|entertaining|hot|mad|dying|criminal|deadly|" & _ "broken|lost|metalic|sharp|blue|frozen|telepathic|run-away|educational|scientific|" & _ "perfect|imperfect|odd looking|smelly|cute|simple|sharp|superior|heavy|odd|" & _ "fluffy|pointless|yellow|green|red|purple|sad|compressed|square|round|" & _ "evaporating|artistic|thin|thick|tall|short|miniature|pathetic|strict|titanium|" & _ "stupid|2 year old|squeaking|spinning|radioactive|adorable|darkly anticipated|edible|56 year old|newborn|" & _ "oddly colored|stuffed|fake|rad|realistic|stationary|spherical|cubic|sensitive|infuriated|" & _ "intricate|mental|quarterback|loud|quiet|genius|thoughtful|thoughtless|clueless|cheerful|" & _ "depressed|hysterical|sorcerous|accursed|pickled|nondescript|intriguing|opinionated|political|" & _ "Canadian|intimidating|Puerto Rican|feline|painted|inferior|hypnotized|sick|healthy|immortal|unfortunate" Global $nouns = "chili|grandma|arm|computer|keyboard|grandpa|cracker|soup|TV|cat|" & _ "lamp|light|table|dad|mom|brother|sister|shoe|door|telephone|" & _ "aunt|uncle|shark|lake|nuclear missle|candlestick|beached whale|wife|juice box|bunny|" & _ "wall|perfume|Coca-cola|pepsi|soda|pencil|doughnut|Duct Tape|floppy disk|cd|" & _ "dollar bill|paper|printer|mouse pad|rat|flowers|trash can|light bulb|pair of scissors|recipies|" & _ "poo poo|wireless modem|microphone|spatula|milkshake|empire|Kit Kat bar|popsicle|left ear|colon|" & _ "peanut butter|hammock|pillow|house|iPod|lava lamp|magician|butler|statue|dictionary|" & _ "ceiling fan|hard drive|finger|modem|pinto bean|sofa|submarine|camera|elephant|bagel|" & _ "dolphin|pickles|pig|toe|pinky finger|football|notebook|binder|burger|fries|" & _ "milk|pie|blanket|tooth|paintbrush|tongue|flag|Mountain Dew|napkin|VCR" $verbs = StringSplit($verbs, "|") $adjects = StringSplit($adjects, "|") $nouns = StringSplit($nouns, "|")oÝ÷ Ø Ý¶§êeiDz¢êëjwh,Þ~éܶ*'Â+ajëh×6Func randomize($type) If $type = "v" Then Return $verbs[Random(1, $verbs[0], 1) ] ElseIf $type = "adj" Then Return $adjects[Random(1, $adjects[0], 1) ] ElseIf $type = "n" Then Return $nouns[Random(1, $nouns[0], 1) ] Else Return "{ERROR: Invalid argument passed to function}" EndIf EndFunc ;==>randomize
Valuater Posted June 11, 2007 Posted June 11, 2007 Looks a lot like mineFunc randomize($type) If $type = "v" Then $excuse1_find = Random (1, $verbs_list[0], 1) $excuse1 = $verbs_list[$excuse1_find] Return $excuse1 ElseIf $type = "adj" Then $excuse2_find = Random (1, $adj_list[0], 1) $excuse2 = $adj_list[$excuse2_find] return $excuse2 ElseIf $type = "n" Then $excuse3_find = Random (1, $noun_list[0], 1) $excuse3 = $noun_list[$excuse3_find] return $excuse3 Else Return "{ERROR: Invalid argument passed to function}" EndIf EndFuncit also uses an ini file8)
Gabburd Posted June 11, 2007 Posted June 11, 2007 Looks a lot like mineNice! Hadn't noticed that before.Great idea to use the Ini file!
theguy0000 Posted June 11, 2007 Author Posted June 11, 2007 yeah, but I'm lazy. and I don't want an ini. lol The cake is a lie.www.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP images.theguy0000.com is currentlyUP all other *.theguy0000.com sites are DOWN
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