AzKay Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 What if excuses are not random but targeted?I can think of a few scenarios where this could come in handy:1) wife and beer drinking excuse generator... (this should be a long one, but not too long in case you're too drunk so as to remember it)2) passed deadline excuse generator ... (useful for work and students)3) wife and football excuse generator... 4) sorry, i missed the target excuse generator (useful for bomber pilots when the fuck up big time!)etc...The first page has a link to somones, it has reasons in it. # MY LOVE FOR YOU... IS LIKE A TRUCK- # Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 The first page has a link to somones, it has reasons in it. Ya this one turned out to be more of a random sentance generator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 I missed that! funny anyway. Think out of the boxGrabber: Yet another WinInfo tool_CSVLib (still alpha)Dynamic html in au3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NELyon Posted August 6, 2006 Author Share Posted August 6, 2006 I like how random this program is. Nice additions everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i542 Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 It is related: SLOGANIZERSee example @ signature.i542 I can do signature me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthquake Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Nice, had a good laugh! "I should eat my dog" O_o Yes, I am a noob! But at least I try to learn!Moddingtech.de - Home of the german Modding-Scene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfwu Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 (edited) I was about to study my secretary.o_0This reminds me of a suggested project in my programming book - the random essay writer.#)edit: You should kill your wife. Edited August 7, 2006 by nfwu TwitterOut of date stuff:Scripts: Sudoku Solver | Webserver | 3D library (Pure AutoIt) | Wood's GadgetsUDFs: _WoodUniqueID() | _DialogEditIni() | _Console*() | _GetIPConfigData() | _URLEncode/Decode() Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i542 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 "I was about to study my cat" i542 I can do signature me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FifteenFifty Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I still need to avoid my keyboard" that made me laugh, well made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FifteenFifty Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 i modded the excuse generator a bit to make a random thought generator but its really bad and dosent make sense, occasionally comes out with something funny like Teachers Coffee Cold or Wooden Dog Geraniumsrandom_thoughts.au3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) delete Edited August 8, 2006 by Azu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=sinister= Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I have to do my cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i542 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 This one the computer talks the excuse. It would be very cool if there was backgound music and the words were song lirycs..... Your random computer song. hehehehhehe Anyone got any ideas ? Cool Dwalf Not quote... you need CODE tags! i542 I can do signature me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iZafiro Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Ahahaha... Can you help me propose to my pie? AHAHAHAHAH anyway, here's another version which allows you to keep getting excuses.. + a few of my own..Excuser.au3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kp3 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 haha fouund bug! I gotta typemy gum "typemy" "typemy" DONT IT MEAN TYPE MY? [s]My scripts =)Password protect process (with tray menu lol)Clickous meousDisable ctrl+alt+del and password protect folder...Andous herous lolKp3s security center v.1Click me[/s]Ok... You shouldnt use annyone of them cuz they use alot of memory and contain alot of errors and stuff.. I was a n00b :P Ignore it... And if u for some reason want to use them... Watch out for my realy bad spelling :I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 was a TRIPLE post necessary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kp3 Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 oh holycrap! sry i dont what happned. Ill delete the second ones....Funny program annyway [s]My scripts =)Password protect process (with tray menu lol)Clickous meousDisable ctrl+alt+del and password protect folder...Andous herous lolKp3s security center v.1Click me[/s]Ok... You shouldnt use annyone of them cuz they use alot of memory and contain alot of errors and stuff.. I was a n00b :P Ignore it... And if u for some reason want to use them... Watch out for my realy bad spelling :I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounda Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 (edited) uhh.. sometimes this can be funny AND disgusting! I ought to explore Napoleon. 'explore' edit:I got to sniff my secretary. edit #2: Bug: createan edit #3:I got to slam your wife. You should fix my sister. First let me sniff myself. Edited October 2, 2006 by Bounda CS:S Aimbot - List From INI Funcs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logi Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 (edited) I gotta check my keyboard I must eat my bed I have to jump over my bed I was about to smack my cake all nice one's... going to check if i can translate it into dutch ^-^ Edited October 2, 2006 by logi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logi Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 *NEW*The dutch excuse generator (created in a rush so could contain mistakes)Because it's a other language the position of the words changed:----I have to jump over my bedIk moet over mijn bed springenI have to my bed jump----$1 = Random(1, 8) $2 = Random(1, 10) $3 = random(1, 26) $ii = StringSplit("Ik moet/Ik zou eigenlijk/ Droevig maar ik/Ik wou net/ Ik ging net/ Zou jij mij kunnen helpen met/ ik moet nog steeds/ Laat me eerst", "/") $mid = StringSplit(" mijn hond/ mijn cake/ mijn bloemen/ mijn bed/ mijn taart/ mijn kat/ mijn gum/ mijn hagedis/ mijn toetsenbord/ mijn huis", "/") $end = StringSplit(" water geven/ doen/ slaan/ maken/ achtervolgen/ rennen/ kiezen/ lopen/ typen/ verplaatsen/ laten groeien/ testen/ luisteren/ verven/ optillen/ in de gaten houden/ vangen/ gooien/ waxen/ repareren/ ontwijken/ slaan/ kussen/ uitnodigen/ aansteken/ beledigen", "/") MsgBox(0, "", $ii[$1] & $mid[$2] & $end[$3]) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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