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My first script(beware, I am a newb)

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Greatness

I want to show my first script lol, it is a msgbox!!! lol but it is my first script! Don't laugh at me plz, I am a newb

First_Script.au3


~Greatness

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layer

w000t, good job! now take it up a notch!


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Insolence

Why don'tcha make it read the message from an INI file now? :idiot:


"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." - Mark TwainPatient: "It hurts when I do $var_"Doctor: "Don't do $var_" - Lar.

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Wolvereness

I have just grown more stupid...

If it was serious i'm sorry but that was the most RETARDED thing i have ever seen. Isn't that even in the new helpfile?!

If you wanted to be stupid the 'chat' forum would had been a better place.

But technically it was in the right forum under all guidelines...


Offering any help to anyone (to my capabilities of course)Want to say thanks? Click here! [quote name='Albert Einstein']Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.[/quote][quote name='Wolvereness' date='7:35PM Central, Jan 11, 2005']I'm NEVER wrong, I call it something else[/quote]

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Insolence

You'd be surprised at how little some people know about programming.

Don't bash him.


"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." - Mark TwainPatient: "It hurts when I do $var_"Doctor: "Don't do $var_" - Lar.

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themax90

Wolvereness you were once a newb doing the stupid yet informative little Hello World Dialog Box. I words to "Greatness" are Good Job on your Script, Good Luck, and if you need help before posting it you can always go to me or one of the other "nicer" members. Just PM us, we will help. Wolvereness you should be ashamed, pickin on alittle nooby with a dream. Makes me cry..... ;)

Now Wolvereness go ahead and flame me like you are planning now, I don't care, I am tired of the new guy getting banged for learning. Geez..... I mean if there wern't noobs or intermediates, then what would be godly, good, and talented? I say give the noob the king's hat, if it wern't for him we wouldn't be there, because we all started it.

Here you go king noob: :lmao: (Just next time make it atleast 20 lines before flanting your excitment otherwise some people won't like it)

Agent Smith

What my friend did once in my name on Blizzhackers:

Friend:O, hi guys, were um, I'm not doing anything :D . Move along, nothing to see.

Me:Yo dude your sitting at my computer with me logged in and timing insane profanity at somone who is technically yourself.

5 Minutes later I goto the bathroom....

Friend: :D

HIIIIYEAH(He actually said that LOL)

I swwwweeaarr I was not posting in your name on this chat board

:idea:

Me::idea:

Then: :lol:  :idea:  :D  :idiot:  :D 

:wacko:  Did I hurt you?

(never went on my computer again.)

Edited by Agent Smith

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Wolvereness

Greatness, there is no need for you to read this, this is purely for Agent Smith and anyone else who thinks i'm a jerk. But a note to you, next time you want to make a more extensive script and need help, you can always reach me on my AIM account weswolf.

Wolvereness you were once a newb doing the stupid yet informative little Hello World Dialog Box.  I words to "Greatness" are Good Job on your Script, Good Luck, and if you need help before posting it you can always go to me or one of the other "nicer" members.  Just PM us, we will help.  Wolvereness you should be ashamed, pickin on alittle nooby with a dream.  Makes me cry..... :idiot:

Now Wolvereness go ahead and flame me like you are planning now, I don't care, I am tired of the new guy getting banged for learning. Geez..... I mean if there wern't noobs or intermediates, then what would be godly, good, and talentedI say give the noob the king's hat, if it wern't for him we wouldn't be there, because we all started it.

Here you go king noob:  :D  (Just next time make it atleast 20 lines before flanting your excitment otherwise some people won't like it)

Agent Smith

What my friend did once in my name on Blizzhackers:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

In order of bolds:

1. No, i never did 'hello world boxes'. The first script I worked on was debugging and old D2 pindlebot in v2. My first real v3 was a FileMapper which i'm currently working on the FileMapperXv2 that exports easier.

2. I take it here your hinting that I am not 'nice' but it is me who posts every script they have made so that someone out there wouldn't have to make it themselves and it is me who trys to find those people with 0 replys and gets what they need. On this matter I would like to make 4 pages of searching Agent's posts for support forum posts and *** means he helps someone. While searching i also saw a LOT about Agent reg bombing... heh, such a nice guy. This is Christmas, why don't you have any giving in your heart?

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48948

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...944entry48944

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48922

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48912

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48905

*** http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48740

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48654

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48652

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48648

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48607

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48606

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48592

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48560

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48558

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48551

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48540

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48532

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48524

http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48509

*** http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/index.ph...indpost&p=48498

3. I saw no 'dream', please explain

4. Flaming isn't my style, I just like to state my opinion (doesn't mean you have to read it)

5. That so called 'script' (more like a line inside a script) not what I would call learning. More along the lines of learning would be using a bunch of those lines each one testing a different command as an example of return values and such.

6. I take it your trying to set an example of how some people are good scripters and some people just suck. The problem with this is the best scripters/programmers in the world can make the most retarded things. The same goes for the worst ones of all, they could push the limits of the language themselves with their free minds. The reason I say this is a problem is because it shouldn't matter how good you are or how much you suck, what should matter is make with your abilities. If your saying just because they are a newb this is a 'good script'?! It is human nature to push yourself further then was someone says you can't do. If you don't push yourself and your rewarded with praise then how do you ever expect to get better? You also say that this person could not do a 'better' job with this script then 1 line of code that doesn't have any cmds but a msgbox that doesn't even harness it's ability! (return value, flags, etc.)

7. I don't get this line about a king's hat

8. There is no 'king' among newbs for they are all what they think and do of themselves. And for the next time over 20 lines, that's not true. 1 line script wont get you verbally abused, as long as it is a meaningfull one =)

This is all I wanted to say...

Edited by Wolvereness

Offering any help to anyone (to my capabilities of course)Want to say thanks? Click here! [quote name='Albert Einstein']Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.[/quote][quote name='Wolvereness' date='7:35PM Central, Jan 11, 2005']I'm NEVER wrong, I call it something else[/quote]

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Scottswan

One thing that really caught my eye when I was first looking at AutoIt a couple months ago was the really nice support that people here gave to help out newbies. Many of the replies went way over my head at first, but they were always quite friendly in nature.

There are a dozen other windows scripting apps out there, but none that I've looked at have been so incredibly well documented and supported by others.

AutoIt itself, the help file, and the majority of the people on this board make AutoIt a warm and inviting language to study and learn. I would hate to see anybody loose sight of that, no matter what.

-Scott

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themax90

Just trying to help and defend Wolvereness, don't get so touchy, geezzzzzzzzzz.

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Wolvereness

One thing that really caught my eye when I was first looking at AutoIt a couple months ago was the really nice support that people here gave to help out newbies.  Many of the replies went way over my head at first, but they were always quite friendly in nature.

There are a dozen other windows scripting apps out there, but none that I've looked at have been so incredibly well documented and supported by others. 

AutoIt itself, the help file, and the majority of the people on this board make AutoIt a warm and inviting language to study and learn.  I would hate to see anybody loose sight of that, no matter what.

-Scott

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I don't think this would qualify as someone who is trying. He even says 'Please don't laugh, i'm a newb' which means he KNOWS that is this is not anything to be happy about... This can only A: Be a joke or B: I think a mentally ill person.

But the first step is knowing your problem. But the thing is he KNEW his problem and continued to act like an idiot.

I wouldn't do this to someone who actually had something even the slightest bit useful but this is too low for me to even pass by and ignore.

@Agent, I don't get the structure of this sentence:

Just trying to help and defend Wolvereness

To me it sounds like you said you were 'defending me'. But am i clear in thinking that there should be 'him' between defend and Wolvereness? Oh, and BTW, what exactly are you defending?? This kind of behavior or this kind of public retardedness?

I also say this again, I will help when someone needs help. That's my thing.

Edited by Wolvereness

Offering any help to anyone (to my capabilities of course)Want to say thanks? Click here! [quote name='Albert Einstein']Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.[/quote][quote name='Wolvereness' date='7:35PM Central, Jan 11, 2005']I'm NEVER wrong, I call it something else[/quote]

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Insolence

Or maybe he's the kinda person who seeks acknowledgement?

A simple: 'Keep it up, good start :idiot:' would've been fine, but you're seeing it from the pessimistic side. Calm down, buddy.


"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." - Mark TwainPatient: "It hurts when I do $var_"Doctor: "Don't do $var_" - Lar.

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Scottswan

Or maybe he's the kinda person who seeks acknowledgement?

A simple: 'Keep it up, good start :idiot:' would've been fine, but you're seeing it from the pessimistic side.  Calm down, buddy.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Exactly my point.

For people who obviously flame, bait and even post a virus to get a reaction, by all means, tear them to shreds. For everyone else, it can't hurt to just be nice.

For all we know 'Greatness' could be a 6 year old kid, and the fact that he found out about AutoIt, downloaded and installed a copy and read enough of the help file to make the MsgBox syntax work correctly is more of an accomplishment than the majority of adults I know who own a PC.

-Scott

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Guest Guidosoft

Don't worry . Good luck with your scripts. Wait... here is one for you.

$Wolveriness = :idiot:

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Wolvereness

Don't worry . Good luck with your scripts. Wait... here is one for you.

$Wolveriness =  :idiot:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Nice, but i'm trying to figure out who 'wolveriness' is...

Offering any help to anyone (to my capabilities of course)Want to say thanks? Click here! [quote name='Albert Einstein']Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.[/quote][quote name='Wolvereness' date='7:35PM Central, Jan 11, 2005']I'm NEVER wrong, I call it something else[/quote]

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Guest Guidosoft

Nice, but i'm trying to figure out who 'wolveriness' is...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

My deepest apoligy.

Let me fix that:

$Wolvereness = :idiot: ^ Infinaty

lollololollololololl.

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BasicOs

Wolve. I think you where right but something hard with the small baby writing the so called script...... is it silly for a script?, :D yes maybe..

I agree with you, because you mean that it is a Spamm-Script because of the nonsense of calling it a script and making a post for it

the problem with Agent is that he cannot see a difference bettwen a Spamm and Post, really it is Spamm, Agent is spamming the whole time, so he dont mind.

Please Greatness keep trying but dont make a new post for every new line of you script, ... because we call it spamm...

One question Greatness, you are not another nick of the many of Agent Smith?

keep trying being a coder Agent... :lol::idiot: , I dont like to flame people who say the truth...


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Guest Guidosoft

@BasicOS,

First you say AgentSmith = Darlarn.

I think you said in another post AgentSmith = Me = Darlarn.

Now, let me make these points.

1. Your wrong

2. You have confirmed to me that Agent Smith is not darlarn

3. I am not Agent Smith

4. No one else is agent smith

5. Greatness is a friend of kilza. (Look at kilza's AOL Screen Name) his friends uses that for AutoIt Forum. He told me on AIM.

There are my points witch I have made. I hope that you realize that the great flame war has ended lol. Enless you wan't to start up a new one.

I think this is like how the War against saddam is over but there is still the after battle.

Anyway, basicOS you ARE WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!

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BasicOs

ehhh please, dont go out of the post subject.... :lol:

it was an remark what I said, Agent=Guido, no matters, If it is wrong only say that and is ok. :idiot:

please stop the nicks change game. :D

I think you were the same ... can you sen pm and show me some clue that really you arent the same, thanks ;)


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themax90

All I can say is I am not anyone else on this forum. I'm don't feel like a flame war but can we cool down, and BasicOs do I really act as weird or as stupid as Dalarn or Guido(no offense). So anyways, cool down.

Edit: My Sig Ownz!

Edited by Agent Smith

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