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It's not even that original of a way to mess with someone on a PC. It's about as original as taking a dump in the toilet tank so when someone flushes it comes out in the bowl.

I have never heard of that! Thats great!

Posted

Randomly lock the workstation..

Randomly make the mouse shake for a few seconds...

Periodically open IE and direct it to some gay porn site...

Every 30 minutes have it open notepad and type out a suicide note from the computer, then have the system shut down.

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if u think im lame

them wuts a nice prog prank

(Sigh... here we go again...)

You better behave and write normal replies because all I have seen so far doesn't look very promissing ......

Edited by Jos

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Posted

This seems pretty harmless so try ejecting the first cd drive at random intervals.

$CDDrive = DriveGetDrive( "cdrom" )

While 1

$Infuriation_Interval = Random(5000,50000)

CDTray($CDDrive[1], "open")

Sleep ($Infuriation_Interval)

WEnd

Posted (edited)

you could flash pictures for a faction of a second. use a transparent gui. 'did I just see . . .'

ever seen fight club? :)

Edit Below:

Something like this -

#include <GuiConstants.au3>
HotKeySet("{ESC}", "_ParentWin_Special_Close")
; ============================================================================
; GUI Definition
; ============================================================================
; GUI
Global $ParentWin = GUICreate('', 68, 71, Default, Default, $WS_POPUP, $WS_EX_LAYERED)
GUICtrlCreatePic(@SystemDir & "\oobe\images\merlin.gif", 0, 0, 0, 0)
GUICtrlSetState(-1, $GUI_DISABLE)
GUISetState(@SW_SHOW, $ParentWin)
; ============================================================================
; Main Loop
; ============================================================================
While 1
    WinMove($ParentWin, '', Random(1, @desktopWidth-68), Random(1, @desktopHeight-71))
    GUISetState(@SW_SHOW, $ParentWin)
    Sleep(10)
    GUISetState(@SW_HIDE, $ParentWin)
    Sleep(Random(5000,50000))
WEnd
; ============================================================================
; Functions
; ============================================================================
Func _ParentWin_Special_Close()
    Exit
EndFunc   ;==>_ParentWin_Special_Close
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Posted (edited)

If you don't get the last post then you've never seen fight club so you don't know what the real picture should be, or you're just an idiot. Or perhaps you're just an idiot.

Edited by Hatcheda
Posted (edited)

yeah, I was thinking short like say one image on a film spool. 'did I just see' :) helps to leave the question. if anything I would increase the random from several minutes to a few hours.

Edited by Hatcheda
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