minxomat

Horrible code you've come across

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ITT: Snippets/screengrabs of horrible or otherwise funny code you've seen in the wild.

I'll start of with something I wrote myself. This is in fact valid C# and is meant to compare two abstract objects. It is a recursive(!) expression body using nested ternary operators. Funny enough, it had no negative impact on the code maintainability index:

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Yes:

 


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Wait a moment ... I'm still searching my first AutoIt script I wrote many, many years ago ;)

It was in 2006 when I wrote a script to convert a bunch of CorelDraw files to WMF :x


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I'm afraid to look at my really old stuff, but I have seen plenty of corkers here that would make mine look good.


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That's why I didn't post my code - you shouldn't look to good ;)


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Active Directory (NEW 2017-04-18 - Version 1.4.8.0) - Download - General Help & Support - Example Scripts - Wiki
OutlookEX (NEW 2017-02-27 - Version 1.3.1.0) - Download - General Help & Support - Example Scripts - Wiki
ExcelChart (2015-04-01 - Version 0.4.0.0) - Download - General Help & Support - Example Scripts
Excel - Example Scripts - Wiki
Word - Wiki
PowerPoint (2015-06-06 - Version 0.0.5.0) - Download - General Help & Support

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Yeah, I won't .... I've had a memory lapse and I can't remember where I put them. :blink:

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AutoIt.4.Life Clubrooms - Life is like a Donut (secret key)

Make sure brain is in gear before opening mouth!
Remember, what is not said, can be just as important as what is said.

Spoiler

What is the Secret Key? Life is like a Donut

If I put effort into communication, I expect you to read properly & fully, or just not comment.
Ignoring those who try to divert conversation with irrelevancies.
If I'm intent on insulting you or being rude, I will be obvious, not ambiguous about it.
I'm only big and bad, to those who have an over-active imagination.

I may have the Artistic Liesense ;) to disagree with you. TheSaint's Toolbox (be advised many downloads are not working due to ISP screwup with my storage)

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In the last 4 decades the most horrible code i had seen....was mine :)

But sometimes there is a little piece of code, which impresses me so much...

Although I wrote Assembler-programs since time of 8088/8086, in the year 2006 a "little" program makes me smiiiile. There was a challenge writing the shortest code to solve a sudoku-puzzle at Hugi Size Coding Competition. Winner was a *.com-file DOS-program "designed" by a russian programmer. The file has a size of 62 bytes. Yes, bytes. Or 496 bits. Yes, bits...

It took me several hours and some sheets of paper to find out how these 62 bytes solve a sudoku. If you want to participate, have fun, you can download and run it, the only thing you need on a "modern" OS is the DOS-BOX emulator. if you have XP32, you can run it via CMD. 

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@minxomat, that code might have been refactored by ReSharper, as they suggest some really weird optimisations. All in all though, it's a pretty decent plugin.


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#9 ·  Posted (edited)

great terrible code that I thought about few days ago

$test = Multiply(287,100000000) ; Instead of 287*100000000
ConsoleWrite($test &' (L:'&@ScriptLineNumber&')'&@CRLF)

Func Multiply($num1,$num2)
    Local $Out
    For $a = 1 To $num2
        $Out += $num1
    Next
    Return $Out
EndFunc

 

Don't do this at home.

Edited by gil900

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